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  • i just jizzed in my pants thinking of megan fox

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:20pm
  • lmao 9:44 said it best, hands down. it's over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Megan fox has gotten a nose job, boob job, and countless other surgeries.. that shouldn't be considered hot nowadays.. but it's sad that it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Shortatyyy! I'm on a boat

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Apocrypha? I'll take it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:11am
  • God, not the guy who sent that.. but I suspect it was both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:07am
  • I would do anything she requested, like she could give me a (pick adjective) (pick a ethnic name) ex: a whistling Enrique

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:34am
  • im straight but id learn if it means megan fox hahahha shes my lady crushhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:03am
  • @4:17am only fat fugly girls hate on megan fox because of her thumbs..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Megan Fox would be hotTER if her skin didn't look like someone ran over it with a cheese- grater. Sorry dudes. She has gross skin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:13pm
  • and said "let there be whore"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:12pm
  • fuck rest there was work to be done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:40pm
  • I'm a straight chick, and I'd bang Megan Fox.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Megan Fox isn't attractive.\n\nThe end.\n\nNo, it's not her hammer thumbs either.

    Submitted by bamf735 on Jun 8, 10 at 8:42am
  • i'm a straight girl and it's my birthday today...will someone get me megan fox???

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:54am
  • megan fox thinks she is ugly so u dont really know what youre talking about 2:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:05am
  • i think megan fox is god

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:09pm
  • God wouldn't create something so synthetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 11:08am
  • Meagan fox is an ugly fuck who is fake a a home wrecker

    Submitted by softballbabe on Apr 30, 10 at 1:18am
  • 5:09... how do you know how to spell "whore" correctly, but not "sure"? and id be a lesbian for megan fox anyday. she's ridiculous. angelina used to be hot, but now she looks like skeletor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:58am
  • 1:24 - Nope. If she was intelligent with even a little bit of wit, I could dig her. Mostly, she's just really fucking annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:30am
  • I will marry her one day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:12pm
  • hell fucking yeaa.

    Submitted by disgurlroks on Jul 18, 10 at 9:34pm
  • All of you would fuck the shit out of her if you had the chance. Who cares if she looks like a pornstar? Not me. If I had enof moneyz I WOULD order one.

    Submitted by ganjainmybrain on Dec 31, 10 at 10:11am
  • Meh, she'd be great but those crazy tattoos drop her from a 10 to about a 7.5.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:25pm
  • How am I the only one who thinks she's undereducated trash?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:24am
  • amen to this text! im lesbian for mefan fox and megan fox alone. i would bang her in like 5 seconds. and shes bi anyway so double bonus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:24am
  • megan fox was created on the first day. god spent the other 6 trying to make something that was almost as perfect...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:11pm
  • megan fox is about as hot as sinbad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:11pm
  • He must have been really bored.... and horny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:02am
  • So from reading this conversation, I found out that Megan Fox is bi, which I was no aware of. I think that's quite possibly the best news that I've heard in a long ass time. And yes, I am a straight girl... except for her. I will be anything she wants me to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:33am
  • ewwww!!! Angelina is beautiful! and guess what shes didn't BUY her body parts like megan fox! Megan fox is soooo fake and whoever said angelina is too skinny...uhm have you seen megan fox? she thinks shes the most amazing thing in the entire universe... ugh team jolie...megan fox can go die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Sorry to crush your dreams: Weekly World News reported that Megan Fox is actually a man. Google it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:29am
  • im straight but i dont mind doing her ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:33pm
  • He created the dr who created her boobs! With enough $ you can custom order a megan fox..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:52pm
  • I want to be in the next transformers movie, and my ability would be to transform into her shower!!! P.S. I'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Now here is proof that I can believe there is a god. Megan Fox is a slice of heaven on earth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:51pm
  • All of you would fuck the shit out of her if you had the chance. Who cares if she looks like a pornstar? Not me. If I had enof moneyz I WOULD order one.

    Submitted by ganjainmybrain on Dec 31, 10 at 10:11am
  • Enjoy your toe thumbs. Let's see plastic surgery get rid of those!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:17am
  • i would eat megan fox's ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:06am
  • 1:24 you are NOT alone ugh. gross. her face looks like someone is clawing at her head from either side. and 4:38 soooo true! Sad news for all you bicurious straight chicks. she "doesn't sleep with women who have slept with men" because "men are discusting" and "she loves sex otherwise" and blah blah blahwhore oh. and she's probably gonna be the next lara croft

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:53am
  • I think he created her as a request from Chuck Norris....he was running out of women

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:09pm
  • i'm a not-so-straight chick and i would DEFINITELY do megan fox.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:14pm
  • hahahaha! @ 10:14 but in all serousness who wouldnt do everything with that girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Couldn't agree more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:00pm
  • A) Are any dude's interested in Megan Fox, or just chicks? (That was rhetorical, I'm a dude, and think she is true perfection.) B) 1:24: yes, you are. You are also wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:16am
  • jizz...in my pants... love samberg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:52pm
  • 9:43 wtf angeline has bug eyes and is scarily skinny like if you went to fuck her you would get stabbed by one of her bones I would totally do Megan Fox any day and I'm a straight girl so that's saying something

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:50pm
  • megan fox is just trashy pornstar kind of pretty, jolie used to be really hot but she needs to gain some weight

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:28pm
  • 11:14. LOL! Well said. Ps I like how anyone and everyone would love to be with the fox. Sexxay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:20pm
  • she is stunning although I do think Angelina Jolie is better...just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:43pm
  • God didn't creat Megan Fox, plastic surgery created Megan Fox.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:44pm
  • put down the bong 11:20/11:21, or pass it here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:27pm
  • Shut up u dumb bitches ur all just jealous of her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:36am
  • 3:28 has it dead on he/she knows what theyre talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:25am
  • megan fox and victoria secret models turned me into a bisexual girl. but megan fox looked a lot better before all her plastic surgery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:41am
  • cant u find sumthin other to say? i mean honestly its not funny to be blasphemous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Totally agree with 956. Straight chick also and I'd bang her

    Submitted by Laurennniscool on Sep 17, 10 at 4:08am
  • 12:08.. couldn't agree more. enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:42am
  • Megan Fox totally looks like a porn star. She only says the things she does to get attention and oh, look! It worked! Gotta love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Scarlett johasson and Kate beckinsale are better

    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jun 8, 10 at 12:41am
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:45pm
  • someone did....yummmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:06pm
  • i am a straight girl and holy fuck the things I want to do to megan fox. fuck meee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:08am
  • i'd let her sit on my face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:00am
  • i agree angelina is more mature and wayyy more hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:51pm