and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
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i just jizzed in my pants thinking of megan fox
lmao 9:44 said it best, hands down. it's over.
Shortatyyy! I'm on a boat
God, not the guy who sent that.. but I suspect it was both.
Apocrypha? I'll take it.
I'm a straight chick, and I'd bang Megan Fox.
@4:17am only fat fugly girls hate on megan fox because of her thumbs..
1:24 - Nope. If she was intelligent with even a little bit of wit, I could dig her. Mostly, she's just really fucking annoying.
im straight but id learn if it means megan fox hahahha shes my lady crushhh
i'm a straight girl and it's my birthday today...will someone get me megan fox???
fuck rest there was work to be done!
Megan fox has gotten a nose job, boob job, and countless other surgeries.. that shouldn't be considered hot nowadays.. but it's sad that it is.
I would do anything she requested, like she could give me a (pick adjective) (pick a ethnic name) ex: a whistling Enrique
Megan Fox would be hotTER if her skin didn't look like someone ran over it with a cheese- grater. Sorry dudes. She has gross skin.
hell fucking yeaa.
i think megan fox is god
and said "let there be whore"
megan fox thinks she is ugly so u dont really know what youre talking about 2:06
amen to this text! im lesbian for mefan fox and megan fox alone. i would bang her in like 5 seconds. and shes bi anyway so double bonus!
Megan Fox isn't attractive.\n\nThe end.\n\nNo, it's not her hammer thumbs either.
So from reading this conversation, I found out that Megan Fox is bi, which I was no aware of. I think that's quite possibly the best news that I've heard in a long ass time. And yes, I am a straight girl... except for her. I will be anything she wants me to be.
I will marry her one day.
megan fox was created on the first day. god spent the other 6 trying to make something that was almost as perfect...
All of you would fuck the shit out of her if you had the chance. Who cares if she looks like a pornstar? Not me. If I had enof moneyz I WOULD order one.
5:09... how do you know how to spell "whore" correctly, but not "sure"?
and id be a lesbian for megan fox anyday. she's ridiculous. angelina used to be hot, but now she looks like skeletor.
God wouldn't create something so synthetic
He created the dr who created her boobs! With enough $ you can custom order a megan fox..
Meagan fox is an ugly fuck who is fake a a home wrecker
He must have been really bored.... and horny.
How am I the only one who thinks she's undereducated trash?
Now here is proof that I can believe there is a god. Megan Fox is a slice of heaven on earth.
i'm a not-so-straight chick and i would DEFINITELY do megan fox.
Meh, she'd be great but those crazy tattoos drop her from a 10 to about a 7.5.
im straight but i dont mind doing her ;)
Sorry to crush your dreams: Weekly World News reported that Megan Fox is actually a man. Google it.
1:24 you are NOT alone
ugh. gross. her face looks like someone is clawing at her head from either side.
and 4:38 soooo true! Sad news for all you bicurious straight chicks. she "doesn't sleep with women who have slept with men" because "men are discusting" and "she loves sex otherwise" and blah blah blahwhore
oh. and she's probably gonna be the next lara croft
I think he created her as a request from Chuck Norris....he was running out of women
ewwww!!! Angelina is beautiful! and guess what shes didn't BUY her body parts like megan fox! Megan fox is soooo fake and whoever said angelina is too skinny...uhm have you seen megan fox? she thinks shes the most amazing thing in the entire universe... ugh team jolie...megan fox can go die
I want to be in the next transformers movie, and my ability would be to transform into her shower!!! P.S. I'm a girl
i would eat megan fox's ass
Enjoy your toe thumbs. Let's see plastic surgery get rid of those!
hahahaha! @ 10:14 but in all serousness who wouldnt do everything with that girl?
9:43 wtf angeline has bug eyes and is scarily skinny like if you went to fuck her you would get stabbed by one of her bones I would totally do Megan Fox any day and I'm a straight girl so that's saying something
megan fox is just trashy pornstar kind of pretty, jolie used to be really hot but she needs to gain some weight
megan fox is about as hot as sinbad.
put down the bong 11:20/11:21, or pass it here.
she is stunning although I do think Angelina Jolie is better...just saying
A) Are any dude's interested in Megan Fox, or just chicks? (That was rhetorical, I'm a dude, and think she is true perfection.)
B) 1:24: yes, you are. You are also wrong.
jizz...in my pants... love samberg.
Shut up u dumb bitches ur all just jealous of her.
megan fox and victoria secret models turned me into a bisexual girl.
but megan fox looked a lot better before all her plastic surgery.
11:14. LOL! Well said. Ps I like how anyone and everyone would love to be with the fox. Sexxay.
Couldn't agree more.
God didn't creat Megan Fox, plastic surgery created Megan Fox.
cant u find sumthin other to say? i mean honestly its not funny to be blasphemous
12:08.. couldn't agree more. enough said.
3:28 has it dead on he/she knows what theyre talking about
Totally agree with 956. Straight chick also and I'd bang her
Megan Fox totally looks like a porn star. She only says the things she does to get attention and oh, look! It worked! Gotta love it.
Scarlett johasson and Kate beckinsale are better
i'd let her sit on my face.
i agree angelina is more mature and wayyy more hot
i am a straight girl and holy fuck the things I want to do to megan fox. fuck meee.