my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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