Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
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LMAO!!! THATS A WIN!!
Yeah but when 'Roger the Explorer' delves the depth, they may notice. If they don't, you might have more trouble than you thought
Thanks for paraphrasing 4:14. This was difficult
The plan is to act like a lesbian to attract another lesbian. I think.
Don't - I hit on a chick who turned out to be a man tonight, most awkward moment of my life. Fuckin' Hollywood. This shit is way too confusing.
bahahahahahhaa this is wayyyy too funny.
Hahahaha, this actually makes perfect sense! Tuck it in my friend, just don't attempt to pick up any girls that way. (personal opinion- I like a man who's a MAN with no pretenses ;-P)
I'M SO CONFUSED!!! lol
best plan to pick up chicks ever.
nah hes not gonna just act like a lesbo hes gonna act like a masculine crossdressing lesbian so he can attract a lesbo thats into chics who dress like dudes. its brilliant really because he actually is being himself :)
Do it, put it on youtube and then throw yourself over a cliff.
Wow, do most of your texts revolve around lyrics to songs by Blur?
Bahahahahaha 5:44 just made me crack up. Niiiiice!
dosen't anyone just ask " hey wanna fuck"
4:40, I bet your pussy smells like a slaughterhouse
Isn't that a Blur song?
yeah i don't get what you're trying to say..
people who watch too much Battlestar Galactica. Oh wait, you can never watch too much BSG.
I absolutely understand this.
so wtf is the game plan?! u lost me!
In order to attract a woman who will almost certainly cheat on you with other women and either refuse to have sex with you or will spend all the time in the bedroom with you acting like you are inadequate in every way?...ok...good plan!
@ 9:03, sounds about right that way he can get a threesome haha
a guy wanting to fuck a dyke?
Twelfth Night anyone?
It's like Victor Victoria, but backward. Love it.
I agree w/9:03 too. He plans to act like a masculine lesbo to attract one that likes the masculine type.
Ewwwwwww. Manly lesbians. Urgh. Give me femmes, please!
dude, I think it's FRAKKING HILARIOUS!!
chill out people...seriously.... don't tell me you've never wondered about that.. a man, that wants to dress like a woman...and then go get with some women - it happens...
the idea of being a dude that wants to be a lesbian chick has funny potential. I mean frack it, that's what they want...frakkin AWESOME..but it IS funny!
btw, I don't think this site is for people that aren't trying to laugh...chiiil!
5:44 I bet you've never seen a pussy.
Best Idea Ever! I needed to cap. every word for that...fantastic.
So he's going to pretend to be a manly lesbian to attract lesbians that like manly lesbians?
people that don't wanna say fuck it
Duuuude, as a dyke who does guys, I'd be super fuckin flattered by a guy who went through all that effort just for me to notice him!
i'd hit that.
as a lesbian, i can confirm that once we get you out of your pants and realize what you're hiding down there, we will either kick your ass or get our butch friends to do it for us. (no we won't have sex with you first) :)
I have no Idea what to say to this..! Lmao
you people are fucking stupid!
i don't understand the plan...