Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I wish I only lived at night.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death