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  • 9:13 has a small penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:15am
  • usually don't ask for one on the first date, but i wouldn't object, and i'm not gonna pretend i haven't accepted em before. not trashy at all, depending on how much ya like the person. by the way, there were ones i definitely turned down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:36pm
  • I'm a fan of greeting 69ing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Agreed. A little oral sex goes a long way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:50am
  • Quiet girl in the corner, you wanna go have some sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:28am
  • It's true. My wang is only 4 3/4" long and needle thin. It's really upsetting. -9:13

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:58am
  • (big tone strikes again)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:32am
  • Pretty sure you don't have to give a BJ to size up the dick...there are definitely easier options

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Wow, way to be a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:37am
  • o and 9:13-----> a small dick means you just have to be the worlds best vagina eater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:49pm
  • I don't. Because then they realize that no, it's not worth keeping around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:13am
  • Just use the old fallback: "I'm blind, do you mind if I put my mouth on your crotch so I can remember you?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:26pm
  • I don't see the problem here, the guy gets a blowjob, and both can base the likelihood of a second date based on both conversation and if there's any sexual chemistry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:40pm
  • There is also something called, "You show me yours and I'll show you mine" via Pic Txt. This goes a long way in determining fuckability

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:20pm
  • (big tone strikes again)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:44am
  • greeting BJ are great but then i place you in the booty call group so there would not be a second date just late night calling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Quiet girl we can def have that sex in a library. -10:28

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:35am
  • I don't think this is slutty at all :) at least she apparently has the looks to get her a date which is alot more then i can say for all you " omg she's a whore! " people. fucking softies, keep your morals to yourself cause no one else wants them hahaaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:05pm
  • it's hoes like you that give hoes a bad name. But we love ya, darling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:59am
  • < Anonymous said... FiRsT bItChEs!!! August 31, 2009 8:46AM> Loser...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:00am
  • Whore's make the world go round. I tip my hat to you girls.

    Submitted by zombiebite on Apr 5, 11 at 10:50am
  • this is not the guy trying to get on you...but sex in a library is hot. and i think this text is great. i might not give the beej the first night, but def makes sense to check it out first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:59am
  • 2:36, would you object if i asked?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:15pm
  • first date blow jobs? your self esteem must have died alone somewhere in a dumpster when you were 13.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:43am
  • I love giving first date bjs. Even If he isn't fuckable, practice makes perfect :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:03pm
  • oh man 9:13 i didn't know it could really be that small. i always thought girls over exag when they hold up a pinky and be lik 'dis big'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:49pm
  • a lot of arrogant women got their panties in a wad over this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:59am
  • I fuck on first dates.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 3, 12 at 12:14am
  • second, 3:14. get laid more often (yes, that requires leaving your parent's basement) and ya might understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:14pm
  • 9:13 Make sure you know some tricks. Size isn't always a deal breaker, I've gotten off with small dick before. 11:08 I need some physical evidence but I'd be happy to share my opinion for you. OP A greeting bj is an excellent option but not just to check it out. More like a fun opening act.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:59pm
  • I'm not sure why people think this is so unusual... sounds like most of you need a social life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Ok... I was already pretty certain of THAT issue, I was asking for clarification on whether girls still finish off a "dick not worth keeping around". But thanks for your enthusiasm. -11:08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:32am
  • There are easier ways to determine if a dick is worth keeping around, but if that works for you, then okay. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:21am
  • sorry, 8:15, flattered but spoken for. -2:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Premature ejaculation ^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:11am
  • big surprise that a trasy reply is sent from a NJ number..what a shithole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:24pm
  • @9:44, you think 9:43 is a male? cause i'm not, i'm a chica who doesn't go down on guys just to determine if she wants to fuck him later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:46am
  • So if its determined that the dick is NOT worth keeping around, do you finish the guy or give him blue balls right then and there? As a dude that has received his fair share of "greeting beej's", I've either always been worth keeping around (doubtful) or finish way quicker than they anticipated (far more likely). Ladies... your opinions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:08am
  • Hopefully a quick bj doesn't mean that you are quick in bed too. In that case, finishing fast is not so great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:38am
  • That's just dirty!

    Submitted by amw88 on May 11, 11 at 1:13am
  • And if not determining whether to keep the dick around, but to keep the dick in too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 1:16am
  • < Anonymous said... "FiRsT bItChEs!!! August 31, 2009 8:46AM> Loser..." DOUCHE BAG SCOUNDREL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Talk about no standards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:10pm
  • this was obviously written by a male

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:44am