i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick