i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick