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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
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