turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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