I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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