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  My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.

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  (505): My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut. http://tfl.nu/nzlu
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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:21pm

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  LMAO i don't care what anyone says, this is hilarious! i'm gonna use this at my sisters wedding! haha

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:07pm

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  I'm torn, one on hand its a funny toast on the other hand, you're setting yourself up for some epic karmic backlash.

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• 78 51

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:49am

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  That's a great toast.....I will have to use that in the 773

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• 85 77

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:29am

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  i got a good chuckle from this one

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• 85 84

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:16am

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  haha this made me giggle!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:30pm

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  I seriously hope it was a toast at a wedding. Priceless.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:46pm

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  haha yes!!! 505 :P To bad i moved to 575 :(

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:52am

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  Love New Mexico. :-D

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• 62 50

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:44pm

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  LMAO. i got a kick out of it.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:10am

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  BAAAAaaaahahahahahhaaaa oh. that's good.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:46am

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  she could have just been laughing and that's why she choked.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:25am

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  ooooh that is pure brilliance!.....

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:18am

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  my exact resonse, 1:10

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:32am

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  I don't get it. What does gagging on a shot have to do with an STD?

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:31am

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  BEST....TOAST....EVER

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:39am

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  can i borrow that please! LOL

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:06am

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  See, /other/ people who do what you do are "dicks" and "sluts."

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:09am

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  1006 you don't understand the scenario do you? it's a joke. the girl made it seem like she has an STD

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