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  • 82 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:21pm
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    LMAO i don't care what anyone says, this is hilarious! i'm gonna use this at my sisters wedding! haha

  • 75 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:07pm
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    I'm torn, one on hand its a funny toast on the other hand, you're setting yourself up for some epic karmic backlash.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:29am
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    i got a good chuckle from this one

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:49am
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    That's a great toast.....I will have to use that in the 773

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:46pm
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    haha yes!!! 505 :P To bad i moved to 575 :(

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:16am
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    haha this made me giggle!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:52am
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    Love New Mexico. :-D

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:30pm
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    I seriously hope it was a toast at a wedding. Priceless.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:10am
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    BAAAAaaaahahahahahhaaaa oh. that's good.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:25am
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    ooooh that is pure brilliance!.....

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:44pm
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    LMAO. i got a kick out of it.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:46am
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    she could have just been laughing and that's why she choked.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:18am
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    my exact resonse, 1:10

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:39am
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    can i borrow that please! LOL

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:32am
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    I don't get it. What does gagging on a shot have to do with an STD?

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:31am
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    BEST....TOAST....EVER

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:06am
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    See, /other/ people who do what you do are "dicks" and "sluts."

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:09am
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    1006 you don't understand the scenario do you? it's a joke. the girl made it seem like she has an STD