My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
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LMAO i don't care what anyone says, this is hilarious! i'm gonna use this at my sisters wedding! haha
That's a great toast.....I will have to use that in the 773
I'm torn, one on hand its a funny toast on the other hand, you're setting yourself up for some epic karmic backlash.
she could have just been laughing and that's why she choked.
i got a good chuckle from this one
I seriously hope it was a toast at a wedding. Priceless.
haha yes!!! 505 :P To bad i moved to 575 :(
haha this made me giggle!
Love New Mexico. :-D
LMAO. i got a kick out of it.
ooooh that is pure brilliance!.....
my exact resonse, 1:10
See, /other/ people who do what you do are "dicks" and "sluts."
I don't get it. What does gagging on a shot have to do with an STD?
1006 you don't understand the scenario do you? it's a joke.
the girl made it seem like she has an STD
can i borrow that please! LOL