thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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