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  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:16am

    Because suckjob sounds almost as stupid as lickjob and sucklejob? Not to mention chokeitdownasfarasyoucananduseahandfortherestjob? No?

  • 55 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:06am

    1:37 okay. first of all, Canada is classy. second of all, no one likes you! sooo gtfo? thanks :)

  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53am

    Victorian england slang for cumming was "blow your top". Blow jobs were the way to "blow" your top without getting the whore pregnant.

    • 22 38
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 4, 11 at 10:19pm

      thank you for the history there.. I mean I actually appreciate it

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21am

    2:05am. No I am not. Get a life.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:05am

    1:42 are you the same person who said "forced humor is forced" REDUNDANT.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by waddddup on Jan 19, 10 at 9:48pm

    well u blow a load in their mouth

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:33am

    I've always wondered that too. I've never blown a cock. Not literally.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:14pm

    519 indeed, ladies and gentlemen.. this is the best by far from our area code.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:42pm

    Yeah! Waterloo! ... probably Laurier girl... :P

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:24pm

    this is why tweens shouldnt have cell phones...

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:37am

    it used to be called 'below job' but people shortened it to blowjob because its easier to say.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:01pm

    I’m surprised at how many people feel no blowing is involved. The best girls quickly alternate, suck going down the shaft, blow going up, suck going down, repeat as desired. But maybe that’s just my penis’s own personal preference?

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:48pm

    The term originates from the cockney slang for it. They called it a "below job" - "blow job". BAM! A smart slut.

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:28am

    Stupid 2:05 is stupid. That's just something that people say, they know that it's redundant.

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:20am

    I always heard you sucked like a straw, gently, but good enough

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:20am

    2:26, i think your girl is doing it wrong, lol

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:35am

    this question reallllly needs to be answered..i've always wondered this

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:54am

    they don't call it a JOB for no reason.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:10am

    The best BJ I ever got was from a girl who was trying to suck the sheets up through my a**hole. Started Hoovering and wouldn't stop

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:49pm

    lmao 10:09, i think everyone who has read this and is from the 519 is thinking the same thing. it's a rather large area though, so probably not. although i have a pretty good idea of someone who would definitely ask this.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05am

    oh 519. the area code of my up bringing. i must say i`m very pleased to have seen this. how fantastical.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:26pm

    I had a girl actually blow on my tool once - apparently she thought a blow job really means you BLOW on it!!!

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:22am

    should be a mouthjob

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:32pm

    because your mouth looks like its blowing

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:05am

    Using tired old memes and thinking you're cool makes you a douche.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:42am

    Idiot. Stupid text is stupid.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:38pm

    it just an expression, you don't actual blow anything...

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:30am

    "Adjective noun is adjective." is a pretty standard sentence form. On the other hand I accidentally the whole thing, is this bad?

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:33am

    you need to step your game up girl

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:30am

    yeah, you're totally doing it wrong

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:22am

    its called a blowjob because aprently where its so sensitive if u lighty blow every now and again on the top in between suckin the cooler temprature makes him go crazy.. so ive herd!

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:37am

    Only in Canada....stay classy, eh?

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:23am

    i love my 519 area code.

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:39am

    I was once informed that the term is due to the fact that the guy "blows" in your mouth when you're done. If you were any good.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Feb 28, 11 at 8:30pm

    Gooooo 9:23 :)\nAaand lmaaaoo :p lifeeee :p

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:09am

    519 represent. I wonder if I know who sent this :o

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:47am

    Coz her JOB's not done until he BLOWS. If it was a suck job, she could stop any time - and that really does suck.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:27pm

    I wonder if they'll ever test that on Myth Busters...

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:52pm

    wrong wrong wrong, haha try again.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:54am

    well i just looked it up, its because in victorian england, blow was the slang word for ejaculation. learn something new every day, huh?

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:35am

    its just good you're thinking about. means you're trying to improve

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:45am

    I'm so proud this is from my area code.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:15pm

    chokeitdownasfarasyoucananduseahandfortherestjob LOL!!!!

  • 23 37
    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Feb 7, 11 at 3:48pm

    Fail

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:56am

    k. 519 goes from Tobermory all the way down to Sarnia and covers as far East as London. you probably don't know the person

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:45pm

    Old Playboy cartoon: elderly couple walking down hotel corridor and hear from a transom: "Suck, Mary Lou, suck! Blow is just a figure of speech."

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13am

    maybe cause the guy blows his load?

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:23am

    2:26 just blow air on his dick? He would be so bummed out if that's all you did. he might go blue (which is down right rude to do to a guy).

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:25am

    2:14am Nope, we just asked nicely and that was that. Saved tons on death and taxes, imho.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:58pm

    Blowing while giving oral can cause an air embolism. If that travels to his heart, he'll have a heart attack and he could die. Same goes for girls.

    • 32 43
      Submitted by Sarah27 on May 2, 10 at 8:34pm

      WTF! you're an idiot, to cause an air embolism you have to inject air directly into the blood stream, and unless you have a fucking needle as a tongue that's not going to happen from going down on someone

  • 18 32
    Submitted by birdofparadise on Nov 8, 11 at 10:13am

    Sarah27: yes, you can actually cause death if you blow too hard. In both parties the walls protecting the bloodstreams are extremely thin (reasons we are sensitive) and it is possible for air to pass through. Now, it would take a lot of air for it to happen, but still possible. Thank you, and have a nice day.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:14am

    Canada? Classy? LMAO! You pussy motherfuckers didn't even fight for your own land. Get a job...

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:03pm

    haha I love my area code !

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:57am

    I mean "blow pop". HAH

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:26am

    It's called a blowjob because you should be doing nothing but blowing air on his dick. Anything more and you are doing it wrong. Amirite?

  • 21 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:31am

    Actually, literally blowing can kill your partner.