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  • Because suckjob sounds almost as stupid as lickjob and sucklejob? Not to mention chokeitdownasfarasyoucananduseahandfortherestjob? No?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:16am
  • Victorian england slang for cumming was "blow your top". Blow jobs were the way to "blow" your top without getting the whore pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53am
    • thank you for the history there.. I mean I actually appreciate it

      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 4, 11 at 10:19pm
  • 1:37 okay. first of all, Canada is classy. second of all, no one likes you! sooo gtfo? thanks :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:06am
  • lmao 10:09, i think everyone who has read this and is from the 519 is thinking the same thing. it's a rather large area though, so probably not. although i have a pretty good idea of someone who would definitely ask this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:49pm
  • I've always wondered that too. I've never blown a cock. Not literally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:33am
  • 519 indeed, ladies and gentlemen.. this is the best by far from our area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:14pm
  • this is why tweens shouldnt have cell phones...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:24pm
  • you need to step your game up girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:33am
  • maybe cause the guy blows his load?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13am
  • 2:05am. No I am not. Get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21am
  • this question reallllly needs to be answered..i've always wondered this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:35am
  • 1:42 are you the same person who said "forced humor is forced" REDUNDANT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:05am
  • Idiot. Stupid text is stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:42am
  • it used to be called 'below job' but people shortened it to blowjob because its easier to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:37am
  • oh 519. the area code of my up bringing. i must say i`m very pleased to have seen this. how fantastical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05am
  • should be a mouthjob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:22am
  • Stupid 2:05 is stupid. That's just something that people say, they know that it's redundant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:28am
  • it just an expression, you don't actual blow anything...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Using tired old memes and thinking you're cool makes you a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:05am
  • well i just looked it up, its because in victorian england, blow was the slang word for ejaculation. learn something new every day, huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:54am
  • I always heard you sucked like a straw, gently, but good enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:20am
  • I was once informed that the term is due to the fact that the guy "blows" in your mouth when you're done. If you were any good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:39am
  • 2:26, i think your girl is doing it wrong, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:20am
  • yeah, you're totally doing it wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:30am
  • The term originates from the cockney slang for it. They called it a "below job" - "blow job". BAM! A smart slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:48pm
  • because your mouth looks like its blowing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:32pm
  • well u blow a load in their mouth

    Submitted by waddddup on Jan 19, 10 at 9:48pm
  • 519 represent. I wonder if I know who sent this :o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:09am
  • haha I love my area code !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:03pm
  • i love my 519 area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:23am
  • Coz her JOB's not done until he BLOWS. If it was a suck job, she could stop any time - and that really does suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:47am
  • I had a girl actually blow on my tool once - apparently she thought a blow job really means you BLOW on it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:26pm
  • It's called a blowjob because you should be doing nothing but blowing air on his dick. Anything more and you are doing it wrong. Amirite?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:26am
  • wrong wrong wrong, haha try again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I mean "blow pop". HAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:57am
  • its just good you're thinking about. means you're trying to improve

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:35am
  • Only in Canada....stay classy, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:37am
  • chokeitdownasfarasyoucananduseahandfortherestjob LOL!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:15pm
  • its called a blowjob because aprently where its so sensitive if u lighty blow every now and again on the top in between suckin the cooler temprature makes him go crazy.. so ive herd!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:22am
  • "Adjective noun is adjective." is a pretty standard sentence form. On the other hand I accidentally the whole thing, is this bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:30am
  • 2:14am Nope, we just asked nicely and that was that. Saved tons on death and taxes, imho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:25am
  • Old Playboy cartoon: elderly couple walking down hotel corridor and hear from a transom: "Suck, Mary Lou, suck! Blow is just a figure of speech."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:45pm
  • I'm so proud this is from my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:45am
  • Canada? Classy? LMAO! You pussy motherfuckers didn't even fight for your own land. Get a job...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:14am
  • Blowing while giving oral can cause an air embolism. If that travels to his heart, he'll have a heart attack and he could die. Same goes for girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:58pm
    • WTF! you're an idiot, to cause an air embolism you have to inject air directly into the blood stream, and unless you have a fucking needle as a tongue that's not going to happen from going down on someone

      Submitted by Sarah27 on May 2, 10 at 8:34pm
  • 2:26 just blow air on his dick? He would be so bummed out if that's all you did. he might go blue (which is down right rude to do to a guy).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:23am
  • Yeah! Waterloo! ... probably Laurier girl... :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:42pm
  • Actually, literally blowing can kill your partner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:31am
  • I’m surprised at how many people feel no blowing is involved. The best girls quickly alternate, suck going down the shaft, blow going up, suck going down, repeat as desired. But maybe that’s just my penis’s own personal preference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Fail

    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Feb 7, 11 at 3:48pm
  • k. 519 goes from Tobermory all the way down to Sarnia and covers as far East as London. you probably don't know the person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:56am
  • Gooooo 9:23 :)\nAaand lmaaaoo :p lifeeee :p

    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Feb 28, 11 at 8:30pm
  • they don't call it a JOB for no reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:54am
  • The best BJ I ever got was from a girl who was trying to suck the sheets up through my a**hole. Started Hoovering and wouldn't stop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:10am
  • I wonder if they'll ever test that on Myth Busters...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Sarah27: yes, you can actually cause death if you blow too hard. In both parties the walls protecting the bloodstreams are extremely thin (reasons we are sensitive) and it is possible for air to pass through. Now, it would take a lot of air for it to happen, but still possible. Thank you, and have a nice day.

    Submitted by birdofparadise on Nov 8, 11 at 10:13am
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