why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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Because suckjob sounds almost as stupid as lickjob and sucklejob? Not to mention chokeitdownasfarasyoucananduseahandfortherestjob? No?
Victorian england slang for cumming was "blow your top".
Blow jobs were the way to "blow" your top without getting the whore pregnant.
thank you for the history there.. I mean I actually appreciate it
okay. first of all, Canada is classy.
second of all, no one likes you! sooo gtfo? thanks :)
lmao 10:09, i think everyone who has read this and is from the 519 is thinking the same thing. it's a rather large area though, so probably not. although i have a pretty good idea of someone who would definitely ask this.
this is why tweens shouldnt have cell phones...
I've always wondered that too.
I've never blown a cock. Not literally.
you need to step your game up girl
519 indeed, ladies and gentlemen..
this is the best by far from our area code.
2:05am. No I am not. Get a life.
maybe cause the guy blows his load?
1:42 are you the same person who said "forced humor is forced"
this question reallllly needs to be answered..i've always wondered this
Idiot. Stupid text is stupid.
it used to be called 'below job' but people shortened it to blowjob because its easier to say.
oh 519. the area code of my up bringing.
i must say i`m very pleased to have seen this.
Using tired old memes and thinking you're cool makes you a douche.
should be a mouthjob
it just an expression, you don't actual blow anything...
Stupid 2:05 is stupid. That's just something that people say, they know that it's redundant.
well i just looked it up, its because in victorian england, blow was the slang word for ejaculation. learn something new every day, huh?
I always heard you sucked like a straw, gently, but good enough
I was once informed that the term is due to the fact that the guy "blows" in your mouth when you're done. If you were any good.
2:26, i think your girl is doing it wrong, lol
yeah, you're totally doing it wrong
The term originates from the cockney slang for it. They called it a "below job" - "blow job". BAM! A smart slut.
because your mouth looks like its blowing
I wonder if I know who sent this :o
well u blow a load in their mouth
i love my 519 area code.
Coz her JOB's not done until he BLOWS. If it was a suck job, she could stop any time - and that really does suck.
I had a girl actually blow on my tool once - apparently she thought a blow job really means you BLOW on it!!!
haha I love my area code !
It's called a blowjob because you should be doing nothing but blowing air on his dick. Anything more and you are doing it wrong. Amirite?
wrong wrong wrong, haha try again.
I mean "blow pop". HAH
its just good you're thinking about. means you're trying to improve
Only in Canada....stay classy, eh?
its called a blowjob because aprently where its so sensitive if u lighty blow every now and again on the top in between suckin the cooler temprature makes him go crazy.. so ive herd!
"Adjective noun is adjective." is a pretty standard sentence form.
On the other hand I accidentally the whole thing, is this bad?
Nope, we just asked nicely and that was that. Saved tons on death and taxes, imho.
I'm so proud this is from my area code.
Blowing while giving oral can cause an air embolism. If that travels to his heart, he'll have a heart attack and he could die. Same goes for girls.
WTF! you're an idiot, to cause an air embolism you have to inject air directly into the blood stream, and unless you have a fucking needle as a tongue that's not going to happen from going down on someone
Old Playboy cartoon: elderly couple walking down hotel corridor and hear from a transom: "Suck, Mary Lou, suck! Blow is just a figure of speech."
Canada? Classy? LMAO!
You pussy motherfuckers didn't even fight for your own land. Get a job...
2:26 just blow air on his dick?
He would be so bummed out if that's all you did. he might go blue (which is down right rude to do to a guy).
Yeah! Waterloo! ... probably Laurier girl... :P
k. 519 goes from Tobermory all the way down to Sarnia and covers as far East as London. you probably don't know the person
Actually, literally blowing can kill your partner.
Gooooo 9:23 :)\nAaand lmaaaoo :p lifeeee :p
they don't call it a JOB for no reason.
I’m surprised at how many people feel no blowing is involved. The best girls quickly alternate, suck going down the shaft, blow going up, suck going down, repeat as desired. But maybe that’s just my penis’s own personal preference?
The best BJ I ever got was from a girl who was trying to suck the sheets up through my a**hole. Started Hoovering and wouldn't stop
I wonder if they'll ever test that on Myth Busters...
Sarah27: yes, you can actually cause death if you blow too hard. In both parties the walls protecting the bloodstreams are extremely thin (reasons we are sensitive) and it is possible for air to pass through. Now, it would take a lot of air for it to happen, but still possible. Thank you, and have a nice day.