I can text with my tongue
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she looked like the before picture.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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