you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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