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  • You got drunk and promised to change.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Jul 27, 13 at 4:48pm
  • Tree fiddy. God damn lochness monsta tryna take my tree fiddy.

    Submitted by parker3741 on Jul 27, 13 at 5:35pm
  • You took someone literally when they told you to put your money where your mouth is.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 28, 13 at 12:41am
  • @cfreymarc You failed elementary school a few times, didn't you?

    Submitted by KyleRich87 on Jul 28, 13 at 2:23am
  • if you crap up two quarters,three nickles and a penny you ate a dollar in change.

    Submitted by doiou2 on Jul 27, 13 at 5:29pm
  • Think of it, you just had two-cents worth from fourteen people!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 28, 13 at 1:32am
  • Or you dispensed change for guys that paid you seven bucks for a devil's threesome...

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 28, 13 at 12:43am
  • You owe him 3 cents

    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 29, 13 at 8:56pm
  • You were pantsless by the time you got to the liquor store. The booze was $19.66, so you handed the cashier the wadded up $20 you were carrying and you needed somewhere to put the change?

    Submitted by jedi_dropout on Jul 29, 13 at 12:59pm
  • Whatever it was, you went cheap on it.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jul 28, 13 at 10:49am
  • I am oddly proud of my area code.

    Submitted by spookydoll on Jul 27, 13 at 5:39pm