WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
