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  • 93 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:33am
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    I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares I could swear to God you accidentally fell that flight of stairs When I say I love you, I'll look you in the eye As I gently slide the hanger up your thigh

  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 6:53pm
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    Just fall off a ride. Directly onto the baby. Repeat until desired effect.

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:29am
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    Hi, I'm just here to share my thoughts on the validity of this text message. I know that everyone will be extremely thankful that I have pointed out that I think this text message is not real. Also, I'm a fucking doucher.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:04pm
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    Whoa. WHOA. To jokingly call my area code into question is to seriously call my own humanity into question. WHOA.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:58pm
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    Gas to go to Six Flags- $10 Ticket to enter Six Flags-$45 Slush puppy-$5 getting rid of a one night stand mistake = Priceless!!!

  • 49 37
    Submitted by eveyadkins on Jul 5, 10 at 3:55pm
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    Hahahahhahha!

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:35am
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    anywhere between centereach and just west of the Hamptons is trashy haha. especially shirley/mastic aka Girly/Trashtic :-P

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:55pm
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    No, it won't make you safe. Its a pity it won't though.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:30pm
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    What took you so long, 1:26?

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:31am
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    how's she going to lose the baby when its probably not even a week old?

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:06am
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    Lmao@11:29

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:54pm
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    1:26 Awww you just joined our little club!!

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:27pm
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    are we talking about mexican food or female genitalia?

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:43pm
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    Probably real. A lot of really trashy people in 516.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:46pm
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    the 516 is not trashyy!!!

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:43pm
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    631 - trashy 516 - not so much

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:26am
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    my friend used to work the top thrill dragster at cedar point... that happens. a lot.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:11pm
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    there are some trashy parts of 516, and i live here haha so you cant hate on it

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:34pm
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    woah woah woah... the 631 is NOT trashy.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:55pm
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    rollercoaster abortions....priceless

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:34pm
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    omg so fucking awesome! I've tried this.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:22pm
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    Oh weird, and unknown error. That never happens.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Jan 2, 11 at 9:51pm
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    Keep it classy Nassau.

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Yankfan89 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:04pm
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    11:33 love the Stephen Lynch reference!

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:11pm
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    more flags, fewer accidents!