Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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