If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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