The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Someone was eating your pie last night and didn't finish.
HA ! legit shit .. !!
Check for any new tattoos and get a pregnancy test.
That is a method i have not heard of. Very kinky.
And yet it's what arouses me.
What a waste of good pizza!
Said8ED, I wish you'd finish eating my pie.
Rick, you bastard
Masturbating with pizza is hot.
feels good man
No that's your tablecloth fatass
that's really not that weird.
Ohh the dirty five thirty ;)
What scares me is your third nipple, said8ed. Fired!
But....it's my favorite...
You sure you weren't going for a new line of edible panties? Guess it didn't work..seeing that no one ate it.
This is when you tattoo "slut" on your ass and walk the streets.
You tipped the pizza delivery guy.
The reason you woke up with no one next to you is because fatsos like you would rather eat than exercise. Fired fatty!
FUCK YOU GUMBY!