If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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True words of wisdome
it would have been better/made more sense if referencing a female
I like this a lot...I might use it sometime. Thank you 616.
If you already have a gremlin you are f*cked. It's mogwai the stage before gremlins that you cannot get wet.
If you already have a gremlin on your hands, your town or large office building is already fucked.
the real question is, where will you go when the zombies attack?
I'm Irish. We don't do the Gremlin thing....We have our own problems.
But Gremlins reproduce more when they get wet. Magwais turn into gremlins if they are fed after dark. This text makes perfect sense. :)
If you only ever live by one rule, make it this one.
Or feed it after midnight...
That's happened to me before