thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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