I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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