David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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