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OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I forgot wine drunk hurts
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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