we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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