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  • 80 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:15pm

    That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:34am

    I would have went with a song on the radio... but okay.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:30am

    All I can say is, I've got nothing to say.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:12am

    the post above me is fake

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:43am

    Dedicate your morning hard on to me.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:32am

    GOOD NOW YOU CAN CUM OVER HERE AND FUCK ME

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:26pm

    *sarcasm* man that was so lovely that I thought I would cry.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:09am

    I get it because he had a hard on in the morning and thought of her. -jeff

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:54am

    I love goin down on my mans morning wood when he first wakes up in the mornin. That way I know he had an awesome night and what a great way to start the day off.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:56am

    fuck the guy above me

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:19am

    I just dedicated my morning shit to you also. You may need to plunge your toilet. Plus I threw up in your bed, so I dedicate the pile of vomit to you.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:27pm

    hahaha this was me! this is fuckin awesome!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:53am

    People the OP is saying he jacked off to her this morning

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:34am

    Some chic i know thinks you can just shake off a morning wood.....we know how much experience she has

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:31am

    Fuck the guy below me

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:40am

    I guess when you really want to impress someone....but flowers prob would work better.