i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I get it because he had a hard on in the morning and thought of her.
I would have went with a song on the radio... but okay.
fuck the guy above me
All I can say is, I've got nothing to say.
*sarcasm* man that was so lovely that I thought I would cry.
I just dedicated my morning shit to you also. You may need to plunge your toilet. Plus I threw up in your bed, so I dedicate the pile of vomit to you.
GOOD NOW YOU CAN CUM OVER HERE AND FUCK ME
the post above me is fake
I love goin down on my mans morning wood when he first wakes up in the mornin. That way I know he had an awesome night and what a great way to start the day off.
Dedicate your morning hard on to me.
Fuck the guy below me
hahaha this was me! this is fuckin awesome!
People the OP is saying he jacked off to her this morning
Some chic i know thinks you can just shake off a morning wood.....we know how much experience she has
I guess when you really want to impress someone....but flowers prob would work better.