i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I get it because he had a hard on in the morning and thought of her.
I would have went with a song on the radio... but okay.
All I can say is, I've got nothing to say.
fuck the guy above me
I just dedicated my morning shit to you also. You may need to plunge your toilet. Plus I threw up in your bed, so I dedicate the pile of vomit to you.
GOOD NOW YOU CAN CUM OVER HERE AND FUCK ME
*sarcasm* man that was so lovely that I thought I would cry.
the post above me is fake
I love goin down on my mans morning wood when he first wakes up in the mornin. That way I know he had an awesome night and what a great way to start the day off.
Fuck the guy below me
Dedicate your morning hard on to me.
People the OP is saying he jacked off to her this morning
hahaha this was me! this is fuckin awesome!
Some chic i know thinks you can just shake off a morning wood.....we know how much experience she has
I guess when you really want to impress someone....but flowers prob would work better.