there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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