Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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