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  • 47 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:22pm
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    maybe it's because you're not an immigrant.

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:22pm
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    since when does Timmys have criteria?

  • 36 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:26pm
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    I was going to say the same thing... I'd go to another Timmies, dude. This one obviously can't get it's own act together. I work for Timmies, I'm a supervisor, and there's no set 'criteria' for employees, unless you walked into an interview straight out of a pigpen.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:54am
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    11:07 do you really think of all the the Tim hortons in the country he's talking about goddamn Exeter Ontario?

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:14pm
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    Awhh, Tim Hortons. <3

  • 31 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:36pm
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    Damn... you must live in Sarnia!

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:00pm
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    lol timmie's. word to the 519

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:09am
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    Maybe they didn't hire you cause you didn't know they sold coffee as well.... oh and donuts. Gotta get the donuts out of those container thingies.

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:10pm
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    ARE YOU HILARY DONALDSON???????????

  • 27 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:12am
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    they sell bagels too, dipSHIT .. what a fucking dummy

  • 29 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:19am
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    Doughnuts. DOUGH. NUTS.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:45pm
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    Timmies fucking ROCKS! But I hear it sucks to work there...drama, drama, drama. Don't listen to the h8ters dude...rejection happens to the best of us.

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:42pm
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    consider yourself lucky and trust me you do not want to work at tim hortons

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:37pm
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    AWW Canada :) PS- I would think more importantly at Timmie's you need to know how to handle the doughnuts.

  • 22 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 1:53am
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    Wow this is really sad.

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:45pm
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    519 is also London, St. Thomas, West & East Elgin county.. it's all over. If you're from St. Thomas (which is very likely, we have 6 Timmies and our population is only 36, 000) and you didn't get hired.. wow. Half the people I went to school with worked at either McDick's or Tim Hortons.

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:59pm
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    Asian. The criteria to work at Tim Hortons is that you have to be Asian.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:17am
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    519 is Cambridge Ontario

    • 15 28
      Submitted by Eman_Resu on Jan 29, 10 at 11:33am
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      Are you retarded???\nCheck out wiki for the complete list of cities in the 519

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:07am
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    Yeah that's my uncles chain

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:02am
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    327- idiot. 1st, not all are boiled. 2nd, those that are boiled are baked afterward. Don't you think if they were just straight up boiled they'd be a dumpling? i really hope you're in elementary school and have never had a science class. or a kitchen.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:07pm
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    Exeter Ontario tim hortons?

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:41pm
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    You can't put a fucking bagel into an oven and you're still alive? Holy shit!

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:05pm
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    They are then baked 8:20. You don't just boil a bagel and eat it....unless you're from Quebec haha

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:01pm
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    probs couldnt work the ice capp machine..

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:08pm
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  • 23 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:25pm
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    london capital city of tim hortons haha maybe you were the kid who was caught jackin off on camera at timmies just sayin

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:23pm
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    about 5 years ago, i applied to walmart bc i needed a second job, but they wouldnt let me even put in an application. i used to work at sams club and decided not to take the transfer they set up for me in another state. so TECHNICALLY, i couldnt work for them bc i already did.

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:56am
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    haha. i know who you are. wow, that didn't sound creeper-y at all. LOST THE GAME!!!

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:50pm
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    This just makes me miss timmys from socal

  • 19 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:06am
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    Maybe it's because they sell donuts, dipwad

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:40pm
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    They wouldn't hire me either. I kept pushing on the oven door but it wouldn't open. Del taco hired me though.

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:12am
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    They also wont hire you if you have any piercings or facial hair. Or a non-natural colour in your hair. Timmies bosses are prejudice.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:13pm
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    You can't meet the criteria that is putting bagels into an oven? You don't deserve to live.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:27am
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    Maybe it's because bagels are boiled, not baked.

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:45pm
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    this is my area code. if you can't get a job in the st.thomas or london region, then you might as well kill yourself. or start selling drugs. thats what most people do in ST.T. and btw. don't they toast their bagels? no wonder you failed.

    • 21 19
      Submitted by naliaxx on Aug 4, 10 at 3:41am
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      lol idiot. they come in frozen. we bake them, and then if people WANT them toasted, we do that. mo-ron.

  • 20 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:47am
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    Rejected by a canadian bagel shop is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to someone. Give me a f'n break........Canada

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:12pm
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    wow that's pretty sad

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:10am
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    just need to say... FINALLY one from fucking Ontario!! And I love Timmy's <3

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:56pm
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    By criteria, they mean "worthwhile human being". kill yourself.

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:59am
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    i would think that not being hired buy timmies is a gift, a blessing in discise.

  • 18 29
    Submitted by bleacherofhaddok on Sep 15, 10 at 7:47pm
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    It's a blessing in disguise. Tim Hortons is pretty much the worst job ever.

  • 23 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:57pm
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    Ive got three terrorists heading north on bakaladaka street

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:10pm
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    Well, obviously you fail at life...and putting bagels into an oven.

  • 18 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:09pm
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    wow.... pretty serious Timmy's .... I worked there for a while ... and believe me they hire everyone.... fyl

  • 13 26
    Submitted by naliaxx on Aug 4, 10 at 3:40am
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    heh. "criteria". i worked at Tim's for two and a half years. there's no criteria. it's more complicated than putting bagels in an oven. sooooo much shit to memorize. xX it's easy if you have half a brain, though.

  • 22 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:10pm
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    If this is from Windsor, I will laugh my ass off if it was my buddy that turned you down. Seriously, fucking tell us which city.

  • 19 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:36pm
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    CANADA!!!!!!!!!!! =)

  • 15 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:18pm
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    they'll hire you if you have facial piercings depending on what one hires you, they won't let you wear it during work, but they'll let you

  • 15 37
    Submitted by Bistro422 on Mar 7, 10 at 1:58pm
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    I'm going to just guess that this was in Owen Sound.\nYou should try to apply at NuComm!

  • 14 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:15pm
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    First off if this is anywhere in 519 and you can't get hired by Tim's... well i don't know what to say. But the ones I've been to have been pretty bad, ie all the Owen Sound ones, Wiarton, Hepworth, else where in Bruce/Grey. Wait were you sober when you went, might have been the problem.

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