Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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