Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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