I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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