I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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