A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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"Excuse me kind gentleman/madam, I am writing to seek your assistance in the matter of securing transportation to procure libations. Thank you in advance."
No need to be "classy" we all know you're a drunk.
facebook has private messages you retard. you're just seeking attention
"Wanted: roommate situation within walking distance of liquor store. No smokers or pets."
Having to beg others for a ride to the liquor store, no matter the medium, is the opposite of class.