Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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1) man up and learn to drink without a babysitter. 2) NEVER tell another man to do anything involving your taint.
Falcon punch and uppercut do NOT belong in the same reference to action.
Well, he didn't want to be punched in the balls, and telling someone to punch you in the ass is alarming, so he met both ideas halfway.
Your future kids say fuck you.
You are a stupid person.