I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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