You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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And you probably could have just picked up a skank at the foam party...
We all have to go through that phase dating people as obnoxious as our parents 'till we realize it.