There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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