Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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