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  • 93 46
    Submitted by SDBear2010 on Mar 17, 11 at 6:28pm

    Now that is a friend!

  • 79 48
    Submitted by ringringhello on Mar 17, 11 at 4:13pm

    Thank you, let me grab my pen and I'll take that number down..

  • 66 42
    Submitted by Siddahleigh on Mar 17, 11 at 8:18pm

    Talk about friendship! I wish my friends were half this awesome!!!

  • 71 54
    Submitted by dadx2 on Mar 17, 11 at 5:54pm

    That's the most romantic thing I have ever heard. Did you steal it from a Hallmark card?

  • 68 65
    Submitted by canonymous on Mar 17, 11 at 4:45pm

    daddy's princess!daddy cares about everything.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Mar 17, 11 at 4:39pm

    Accept the offer! I do this for my vagina regularly and never regret it!

  • 50 33
    Submitted by rimmion on Mar 18, 11 at 1:47pm

    What a caring husband.

  • 51 44
    Submitted by CSReddFrost on Mar 17, 11 at 4:25pm

    wow. just wow.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by economizer on Mar 17, 11 at 7:17pm

    Hooker doesn't deserve motel 8. Take that bitch behind the dumpster.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 18, 11 at 7:39am

    Free bed bugs too!

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Wimminz on Mar 17, 11 at 8:21pm

    He/she does not give a flying fuck about you. Just your vagina.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by just_s4yin on Mar 17, 11 at 8:19pm

    Wow, that's a great guy there.... Motel 8 really shows how much your vag is worth.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Kisskissbang on Mar 18, 11 at 10:34pm

    Isnt motel 8 used when your getting some discount pussy

  • 38 68
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 17, 11 at 4:40pm

    crabs is a serious diz33z