idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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