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  • Slutty mcdonalds drive thru window lady.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:08pm
  • 2:13 - shut the fuck up with the chair post already!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:03pm
  • slutty MILF. ....or GILF if you're into that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:20pm
  • This is half of why Halloween is the best holliday ever. The other half of it is because you get to see the walk of shame in hilarious costumes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Slutty special education teacher :)

    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 10, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Slutty female Bob Dylan impersonator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Because deep down most girls want to be sluts and Halloween is one of the dew days they can be accepted.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 6, 10 at 12:05pm
  • 2:08! My ex was a mcyd's worker. She's also a slut. I think you may have met her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:38am
  • i was sexy mario last year. short skirt overalls, cleavage aplenty and a mustache. making fun of those girls while kinda being one haha. we also thought slutty hobo (olsen twin) and slutty plumber.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:57pm
  • or just skip a step and go as the walk of shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:49pm
  • How bout a slutty beer girl. Hooters coustome. Or just get some daisy dukes and a bra and when people ask what you are say slutttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:25pm
  • i like the slutty plumber idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:09pm
  • I was never anything slutty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Give it time, Spencers will carry it ONE of these days. If it's slurry, they have it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:59am
  • Be creative! Slutty panda, slutty piece of construction machinery, slutty interpretation of the feminist movement, slutty rancor, slutty Lee Harvey Oswald. Easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:52am
  • This is a stupid TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Slutty sexual addiction counselor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Lol @ 1:52. I'm just imagining a slutty panda.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:08am
  • Slutty defense attorny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:26pm
  • slutty biochemical engineer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Woot, 2:40! Slutty chemical engineer right here ><

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:18am
  • I actually happen to be a slutty neuroscientist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:23pm
  • And 2:23 pm, I want to have sex with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Sexy wumbologist (spongebob) :)

    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 10, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Bob the Builder...slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:21pm
  • This is why I love Halloween!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:12pm
  • pregnant nun made me laugh. but yeah, that's why i don't buy my costumes because there's nothing a woman should actually aspire to. i've already found an old aviator helmet and goggles at a vintage store and might go as zombie Amelia Earhart. you don't have to be sexy, you can be creative!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:23am
  • slutty defense attorney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get your bf to dress up like da stephanie march and detective olivia benson from law and order: svu and spend all halloween making out with each other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:26am
  • Ahahahaha! Why ARE all girl costumes slutty something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Slutty Patrick. Wander with a jellyfish catcher. It's be wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:32am
  • Hahaha (: i like this guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Slutty taxidermist

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 5:03pm
  • An even sluttier version of your mother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 5:30 You have won the thread. Well played sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:00pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:13pm