girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
ugly people sure do ruin things
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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