I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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