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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 6, 12 at 9:52pm
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    Know one attorney that never goes into court without at least one whiskey shot the hour before.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 6, 12 at 7:46pm
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    Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable/Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table/David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel/And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schlosched as Schlegel!/There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist/Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Umbrae_Jokes on Sep 6, 12 at 1:41pm
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    The worlds most worthless college degree.

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    Submitted by soccer360 on Sep 6, 12 at 2:30pm
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    They said class, nothing about a philosophy degree. I'm a sociology/psychology major and I closed my college years with a philosophy class.

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    Submitted by birdofparadise on Sep 7, 12 at 11:03am
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    Just pointing out, you guys don't know what school they are going to. OP might be taking a philosophy class for one of their humanities credits for their degree. Just because they have the class, that doesn't mean that is their major.

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 6, 12 at 6:54pm
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    umm a liberal arts degree is the worlds worthless degree and they don't even teach you how to say "would you like fries with that?".

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 6, 12 at 6:18pm
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    philosophy majors score higher on the Lsats than just about anyone else Fuck head.