My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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