Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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