I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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