Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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You're turning down a dude who looks like Elijah Wood? Shame on you.
Shave your toes!
He want to drop his Baggin your mouth.
This just in....you're ugly and/or fat. Lower your standards.
Hahaha hey whiskerbiscuit cute username
But frodo is attractive.
What is wrong with you?! I only wish men with AB interest in me looked like him!
^ Years, damnit, YEARS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR THAT?! I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM SINCE I WAS ELEVEN HEARS OLD!!!!!!!!