she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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