well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Or he's rubbing one out.
Or all three, hatrick.
He's rubbing out the easy one so he can go the distance!
Good man, but why not a beer and a sammich between rounds?
Well, I mean...feel free to have one waiting for him when he gets out...
Because he's an amateur like most people who post on this site, but if he pays attention, he will learn or OP will teach him.
my money is on he left a big dump in your toilet and then crawled put the window. but then again you shouldn't have asked him to break a chopstick with his ass
your absolutely right
If anyone is uncomfortable shitting in *anyones* house they have a problem.
...well some people have humility and realize that bombing a bathroom and/or accompanying noises are unpleasant/embarrassing for a crush to hear.
Any port will do in a storm.