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  • Or he's rubbing one out.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 11, 12 at 11:42am
    • Or all three, hatrick.

      Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 11, 12 at 1:01pm
    • He's rubbing out the easy one so he can go the distance!

      Submitted by porksword on Jun 11, 12 at 2:59pm
      • Good man, but why not a beer and a sammich between rounds?

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 11, 12 at 3:17pm
        • Well, I mean...feel free to have one waiting for him when he gets out...

          Submitted by Eventually on Jun 11, 12 at 8:22pm
        • Because he's an amateur like most people who post on this site, but if he pays attention, he will learn or OP will teach him.

          Submitted by porksword on Jun 11, 12 at 10:52pm
  • my money is on he left a big dump in your toilet and then crawled put the window. but then again you shouldn't have asked him to break a chopstick with his ass

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 12, 12 at 6:17am
  • your absolutely right

    Submitted by WApple on Jun 11, 12 at 3:20pm
  • Escaped

    Submitted by canmav on Jun 11, 12 at 1:27pm
  • Any port will do in a storm.

    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 11, 12 at 6:15pm
  • If anyone is uncomfortable shitting in *anyones* house they have a problem.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 11, 12 at 1:42pm
    • ...well some people have humility and realize that bombing a bathroom and/or accompanying noises are unpleasant/embarrassing for a crush to hear.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 12, 12 at 9:09am