so let's talk penis.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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