i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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