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  • We sang Jesus Loves Me because we knew what was about to ensue on Halloween Night... and wanted to make sure Jesus would still love us...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:51pm
  • AHAHHA! Oh my gosh, that's just wonderful! oh, religious people and their prayers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:59am
  • Charles Rutherford think u should start the nite off with the serenity prayer, how's it go? God grant me the strength not to b a loser and suck dick for crack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:44pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:44am
  • Unless the Lord's Prayer goes something like "Our father art in heav... aw screw it, let's just get smashed," then no... no you did not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:58am
  • Oh I get it, you had such a lame night that your fake prayer was the only highlight. Pray harder, God still hates you. - Ed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:19am
  • Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:41am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:12am
  • Aha! Worst TFLN ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:41am
  • Try saying it in old english it sux

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:25pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism... You'll learn that in court mandated AA, just like i did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:48am
  • omage to boondock saints?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because they thought they were going to do such bad things that night that they should say the lords prayer first! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:29am
  • God isn't real. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:31pm