Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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