is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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