Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Hypothermia
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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